It’s been a long time since we first met Spongebob Squarepants in 1999, though there doesn’t seem to be much talk about the awful things he continues to do to our poor little childrens’ minds on a daily basis.
Why are there not hordes of protestors in the streets chanting angy slogans? Where is the Senatorial debate? Why do we not see masses of protestors with signs and torches when we need them to come to our aid?
Spongebob is a sea sponge that lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the ocean in a town called “Bikini Bottom”.
It is easy to point out many different things that are wrong with this one sentence that really should cause you to think about what Spongebob is teaching children!
- Spongebob looks like a yellow kitchen sponge and not a sea sponge at all, though both his parents do look much more like sea sponges
- He lives in a pineapple that never biodegrades
- The towns’ name is a sexual innuendo
- Bikini Bottom is also a reference to Bikini Atoll, an area devastated by the USA in the 1940s and 50s by nuclear weapons testing
With that one simple sentence about the show we have already come across some major issues, and yet nobody says a word and we continue to allow our children to watch. With every episode of the show you watch, you will find more and more things that will damage your childrens’ developing minds.
Many of the characters at different times have used fire underwater; like a campfire.
The characters go to the “Goo Lagoon” beach to swim and sunbathe… underwater. One of the fish on the show named “Scooter” drowned at “Goo Lagoon” because after being buried in the sand up to his neck, he was left there as the “high tide” came in and nobody dug him out! (Spongebob Season 2: Episode Name: Bubble Buddy)
Scooter does return in later episodes, alive.
The various fish-based characters drive boats as cars and ride bicycles with multiple rotating paddles as wheels.
One of Spongebobs’ neighbors is ‘Squidward Tentacles’… the octopus… though he has 6 tentacles instead of the correct number of either 8 for an octopus or 10 for a squid. Squidward the octopus likes to play his clarinet… underwater.
“Mr. Krabs” is a crab that owns the “Krusty Krab” restaurant, and he has a daughter named “Pearl”… that is a Sperm Whale.
Across the street from the Krusty Krab is the “Chum Bucket” restaurant owned by “Sheldon J. Plankton” whom everyone refers to as just “Plankton”. Plankton is in fact not “planktonic” (drifting in sea waters), but is “benthic” (living on the ocean floor), and is married to…. a computer named “Karen”, whom in the Spongebob movie states that she never agreed to marry Plankton.
And now we find that he has gone from just your TV to invade our real world.
I currently reside with my lovely wife and two wonderful children just outside St. Paul MN, and we sometimes go to Mall of America in Bloomington, MN. On several occasions we have taken our children to what was once “Camp Snoopy” but is now “Nickelodeon Universe” where you will find many references to Spongebob throughout the park. On occasion they even have a person dressed as Spongebob walking around greeting children, and they can also have their photo taken with him.
What more proof do we need that Spongebob is a conspiracy to brainwash our children and make them think that all the anomalies I pointed out above are to be considered “normal” or “acceptable”?
Is all we care about mindless entertainment being being pumped into our systems 24hrs a day? We as a society are being taught that we shouldn’t think for ourselves or concern ourselves with the actually important events happening in our world, but should instead sit at home and watch “American Idol”. I think I’ll turn off the TV and see if I can find some help with SEO Minneapolis Minnesota
I took a quick break from my Sony digital camera repair work and just finished watching my Spongebob Season 3 box set, and will purchase season 4, 5, 6 etc. shortly… strictly to do research only most assuredly. Once I have watched them all I will publish the results of my study… a few times… with my kids by my side because they love that sponge and we watch the show daily. Now I need to get back to some Canon camera repair work or I won’t be able to buy that new Spongebob box set!
I can’t wait… when’s the new Spongebob movie due out? I can’t wait to see it!
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